Who wants a balloon?
I don’t want to be stuck in this town when the zombies rise.
Yep. 4 pears. Nailed it.
The perfect gift.
Cover coughs. Cover sneezes. But, feel free to vomit all over everything with impunity.
YOUR DAILY WTF NEWS
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