There’s really nothing more frightening than a weirdo/religious fanatic with a puppet speaking to your children via scratchy vinyl. Here’s the Top 10 to avoid…
2. Trees Talk Too … since I’ve gone off my meds.
3. Do You Know Jesus? … because you’re going to meet him.
4. Oscar Zamora y Don Chema – El Padrecito – My favorite part of this record is when the Mexican Saw puppet comes to life and chases prostitutes.
5. AMEN! … this creepy fucking record is out of print.
6. Mountain Tales… are typically full of murder and incest.
7. Adventures of Uncle Cousin – There’s nothing I can say that would make the actual title more disturbing.
8. Uncle “D” Talks with Charlie & Sheila … about where they’re going to hide your body.
9. RAPTURE! – Clearly, these lunatics have figured out a way to make “the end of days” sound even more horrific and insane.
10. Mr. Dress Up … in ladies underwear and dismember you with a handsaw.
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