Off-Brand Marilyn Manson I’m not sure if he’s the worst fire juggler, or the best. Lucky Day! Free...
Apparently, it’s called “Creepy Insane Clown mask Horror Scary Halloween Demon Zombie Mcdonald” … and I think it’s rather fitting,...
There’s really nothing more frightening than a weirdo/religious fanatic with a puppet speaking to your children via scratchy vinyl. Here’s the Top 10 to avoid… 1. Little Marcy Sings to Toddlers … until they shit their pants with terror. 2. Trees Talk Too … since I’ve gone off my...
Wait for it… via “We’re just waiting for the hedgehog, and the threesome can begin.” via “This...
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The original Michael Myers mask used in “Halloween” was a William Shatner mask, painted white and slightly modified. Nearly every Horror fan knows this. I have no idea what went wrong with the other masks below. Are you kidding me? Did you even see the movie? If you want...
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Easter is a bizarre holiday. The dead returning to life. Bunny shaped chocolates. Painting and hiding eggs…. and handing your children over to...
What could go wrong? via This has so many levels of “WTF”, I can’t even comment. via So, did ET make it, or is it made from ET? via Looks like somebody was trying to get out. via “Cats Love It!” Kittens… not so much. Buy...
Just a fancy lady riding the subway. via Even Freddy needs a snack once in a while. via ...
Do they have waterparks in hell? Because, that looks exactly like a demon riding down a water slide. I...
I like this one because you can play right among the graves. via Keep digging until you find Mary. via If you swing high enough, you can briefly forget about your own imminent death. via I don’t know about this one. Playing in the cemetery seems more fun....












